The Vile Village
Book 7 of A Series of Unfortunate Events
Language: English
Published: Dec 26, 2009
Words:
39775
Flesch:
86.29
DDC:
813
FAST Tags:
Orphans,
Brothers and sisters,
Baudelaire; Klaus (Fictitious character),
Baudelaire; Sunny (Fictitious character),
Baudelaire; Violet (Fictitious character),
Humorous stories,
City and town life,
Humorous stories; English
LCC:
PZ7.S6795
LC Genre:
Literature>American and Canadian>Fiction
Book Details
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Description:
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
Dear Reader,
You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages.
I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats. It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children's lives and write them all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as reading another book instead.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket